Toasted Tweets | Oct. 31st, 2016: Halloweed Edition

Should we worry about people giving out marijuana-laced candy this year, as they say? Or should we rejoice?

Treats come in all forms, and some work extra-well for Halloween, especially those of a dank, hairy, furry, sticky, purple, green, killer and intense nature. Am I talking about a creature from beyond? Or am I talking about our favorite plant?

What would weed dress up as for Halloween? My guesses are: Soylent Green, Little Shop of Horrors, A Venus flytrap from hell… or maybe a sexy dead Vine (get it? Twitter axed the Vine app last week). Other Halloweed-y thoughts, scavenged from the minds of internet savvy stoners, below.

The local news is claiming that people are going to give kids "marijuana laced candy" this Halloween. Why would someone give that away?

— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) October 25, 2016

i hope i get really cool gifts for halloween this year like power tools and marijuana

— picwikc (@picwikc) October 19, 2016

I wanna be marijuana for Halloween

— christina ???? (@christinectar) September 28, 2016

It's Halloweekend I should be smoking halloweed but I'm doin hallownothing

— witchy wamba ???? (@amber_t18) October 29, 2016

Turned on Halloween in time to see Jamie Lee Curtis smoke weed while listening to Blue Oyster Cult.

— ????Maggie ???? Serota???? (@maggieserota) October 29, 2016

This Halloween I'm going out as a guy who's looking for free weed

— Mike Malkiewicz (@MikeMalkiewicz) October 30, 2016

[a Halloween encounter]
Me: what are you?
Kid: I'm a nug.
Me: a….nug?
Kid: a nug. A nugget. Of weed.

— Kevin Hanf (@Kevinhanfs113) October 29, 2016

i think my neighbor is smoking weed out of a Pumpkin…Halloween Spirit i guess lmao

— Xero Replayz???? (@XeroReplayz) October 19, 2016

I bought Justin Halloween underwear that say bone zone with skeletons and grim reefer with the grim reaper smoking weed so

— #JessTheMess (@JessicaTobinXO) October 16, 2016

Anyone have weed socks I can borrow for my sexy bob Marley outfit for Halloween?

— ayy LMA mo (@its_moeee) October 16, 2016

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