Toasted Tweets | Jan. 4, 2017

New Year’s buzzolutions! Does smoking pot factor at all into people’s plans for 2017? Does a bear shit in the woods and then does that shit make a great fertilizer for all of nature’s wondrous bounty? The answer to these questions is “yes”. From insightful to interesting to just plain ingenious, see how these stoners plan to integrate marijuana into the new year.

This year, my New Year's resolution is to garden more. For some reason, I've been too lazy lately to care for my massive marijuana plants.

— vince (@mortimermaiden) December 21, 2016

I really hope they make Marijuana legal in Texas 2017. It would be one of the best New Years resolution????????????

— Darence (@DarenceLC) December 18, 2016

Free Marijuana Removal! If your New years Resolution is to quit smoking weed, call me,I will come remove ALL weed from your house, for free!

— James From Cambridge (@BassFishin4Fun) January 4, 2017

My other 2017 resolution is to call marijuana "Jazz Cigarettes." All I'm saying is I want to talk like I own a 1920's Speakeasy by 2020.

— There All is Aching (@TheUrgeBoat) January 2, 2017

Prepare yourself for major innovation in 2017! I'm inventing the world's first bong/dildo combination, The Dildong!

— Wendy Peffercorn (@BeardGirlErma) January 3, 2017

"in 2017 weed shouldn't just be legal it should be mandatory, cause everyone needs to chill!"

— bong (@jeoun_daniel) January 1, 2017

i'm probably gonna stop doing drugs in 2017 it holds me back so much . I hit a bong and it took me 2 1/2 hours to put my pants on .

— Add your name (@niggasnatcha) December 4, 2016

If you're not smoking weed cut with birth control in 2017 then basically you hate women and don't want them to succeed.

— bran flake ass 'MAN' (@whiteandfaded) January 4, 2017

I'm determined to smoke more weed , eat more bacon , and have a lot more sex in 2017 …. At least that's the game plan

— Rollin_Treez™ (@rollin_treez) December 31, 2016

things to do in 2017:
feed my mom edibles

— braedon (@haram_brae) December 18, 2016

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